Have you ever noticed how we never really get what we want, only what we need? We’re always left wanting something better. It’s like our current presidential election.
Here we’ve been given a couple of candidates from our two largest party’s (as if any other party stood a chance of ever getting noticed) from which to choose a president…
AND STILL WE WANT SOMEONE BETTER!
You would think that in a country as big as ours, there would be a much better pool of candidates from which to choose, right?
Is it too much to ask for a candidate who looks similar to (you can fill in the blank, since beauty is in the eye of the beholder), but who also has the brains of an Albert Einstein or a Judit Polgar.
I fear we’ve become like those women in the television commercials from some years ago.
Remember? They’d receive this beautiful watch as a loving gift, and then proceed to express disappointment by saying, “Well yes it’s a great watch (NOT), but what I really wanted was a Longines.”
What? You mean the Christian Dior is not good enough for you?
Only, we’re not getting anything quite the caliber of a Christian Dior here—no, not for this election. Maybe a watch you’d find in a box of Rice Krispies, perhaps. But a Citizen Eco-Drive?
You see, it’s just not good enough to NEED something anymore, when what we really WANT… is something better.
Take for example: wanting a new car. But not just any car… a brand new Maserati! (Whaddya say, honey?)
Or let’s say your wife has recently told you that your nuts and need a new brain. Hey, what a coincidence! Anyway, you contact Princeton and inquire about purchasing Einstein’s.
A new washer and dryer? Sure, but can it come with someone who’ll do my stinky laundry too—and for free! Admit it, who wouldn’t want a million dollars? But then again, a billion dollars sounds even better.
Yes, I’d like to look like a Greek god, but I guess I’ll just have to settle for looking like George Clooney, instead. (Hey, why all the laughter?)
And think back to that Christmas morning when we were all kids. There our gifts sat under the tree. We couldn’t wait to tear through all the wrapping paper for that one toy that we’d yearned for all year long. Only to unwrap it and find… we gotten clothes, instead.
You thought to yourself: Is this somebody’s idea of a bad joke?
And that’s just like this presidential election. Here we are stuck having to choose between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.
Are you kidding me? Please say it ain’t so?
See, what we really want (demand actually) is another choice for president. Surely there must be someone else from which to choose? Someone stable and not prone to speaking without thinking first. Someone who is honest and upright.
A politician? Ha, ha, ha! Yeah right. (dripping with sarcasm)
Come to think about it, though, maybe all those women wanting a Longines for Christmas wasn’t all that selfish a desire, after all.
Not when you put it in the context of what we’re all about to wind up with for a president come this January.