First of all, please ignore the post date of—JAN. the 2nd—that’s just WordPress trying to be funny—note I said…trying. The actual post date was Friday JAN. 1st.
I know this to be true, because I posted it at the end of the Rose Bowl game.
Apparently—at least according to WordPress—the game is no longer played on New Years Day!
Anyway, last January I decided to explore the INNER workings of a cluttered mind—MINE—by way of a blog.
I thought this would be better than writing about what’s usually ON my mind—that of hair follicles and scalp treatments. Something the FDA (The Food And Drug Administration) has seldom approved I write about.
Normally, such an epic scatter-brain journey to nowhere would beckon me to take notes. But, that kind of idea often requires a more organized thought process—and my cluttered mind is not generally known for that kind of thing. So instead, I opted to try doing a blog.
I felt posting on my new blog—semi-regularly—would connect me with an eclectic group of followers equal to my affliction with chaotic thinking. Yet, nothing could have been further from the truth.
Instead, what I did collect—as follower’s—proved to be the remaining highly intellectual few, who still happen to be in possession of their own faculties—alarming to most members of academia.
Oddly enough, they also seem to share a silly bent for ridiculous humor.
This has made for some regularly comical back and forth commentary from my many readers—who I like to call… the chosen few.
Their often hilarious responses to my ludicrous posts, tend to enhance my own simpleton style of writing.
None of which (for the obvious reasons) have yet to be collected together in such prestigious Ivy League School libraries—as Princeton, Harvard, Yale, and Dartmouth.
But, I feel it only a matter of time before some third world country see’s the value of my posts, and haphazardly gathers them all together into one of their own non-suitable library collections.
Thus, sparing society from a fate some doomed WordPress readers failed to avoid.
So, after having had a very busy Holiday Season—whereby I added several inches to my waistline while doing precious little writing—I decided to dispense with any 2016 New Years resolutions.
I probably would have abandon them long before February, anyway.
Instead, I have decided to start this January by reading more of your blogs, while continuing to eagerly read those blogs whom I already follow on a regular basis.
Of course, I’ll continue to try and write more incoherent ramblings for my poor misdirected readers—who unfortunately fell into this void left by the ever changing WordPress hierarchy.
And to those loyal folks who do follow me, I’d just like to say…
Thanks for getting stuck here folks!