Much Ado About Nothing


It’s only Friday… and that’s nothing to get excited about. Nothing to get excited about? Well nothing may excite you about nothing, but nothing excites me more—than NOTHING! So I’ll just write about nothing, especially nothing in particular.

Lets face it, there’s nothing like it. Then again, that’s the beauty of saying nothing, it’s a vast subject, as you can well imagine, and you’ll have to.

You see, there’s nothing to see here folks, well nothing to shake a stick at anyway. So say nothing and let me do the talking. See, if I say nothing first, then there is nothing left for you to say, get it?

Besides, I’m an expert on nothing which means, there is nothing new under the sun you can tell me about nothing that I don’t already know, except that its nothing to sneeze at—I wonder why that is, don’t you? And you said we had nothing in common.

You do know there’s nothing we can do about that though, don’t you? But that’s nothing to be ashamed of, nothing at all.

With me, nothing is impossible, believe me I know. I could tell you stories, but nothing to write home about. Still, you’ll get nothing out of this post, and nothing is guaranteed, but I’ll tell you the truth and nothing but the truth. And I’ll leave nothing to your imagination.

Oh sure, you’re probably thinking, “He’s lying.” But, nothing could be further from the truth, and nothing could be more beautiful… and you call that nothing?

Now we could talk about zeros but then—that really IS nothing!

That would leave you with nothing to say, except, “I got nothing out of your post today” but remember, nothing worth having comes easy, and I have nothing to prove.

Okay, so you wanna scream, “I’ll sue!” for these three minutes you can’t get back, but I have nothing to lose. So, why do all that for nothing, after all, half of nothing is nothing, and you probably have next to nothing already.

Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained I always say, but in your case I suppose it’s all or nothing at all, right?

I guess that leaves us with nothing left to talk about. And I’m willing to bet that nothing I say right now, could please you more.

Well that was a whole lot about nothing.


34 comments on “Much Ado About Nothing

  1. Well that was a whole lotta nothing about nothing in particular. Obviously having nothing to say, leaves me with nothing to say. But in saying nothing, nothing is said and so I shall say nothing…oh lord, I think my head is about to implode…

  2. Paul, you’ve turned nothing into something … or maybe nothing into nothing … but nothing nothing would be an inverted double negative, which would be something … ah, forget it. I’ve got nothing. Awesome article, and have a great weekend!

  3. Reminds me of the Billy Preston song…Nothing from Nothing leaves nothing, you gotta have something if you want to be with me. In this case there’s nothing to leave and nothing more to say.

  4. What’s that song – “I’ve got plenty of nothing and nothing plenty for me”? Nothing is a very zen state of being. I’m sure heavy duty thoughts are heading your way so enjoy the quiet!

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