Red Nose Day Is Finally Here!

red nose day

We’re painting your noses red, we’re painting your noses red, we dare not stop for the ball sits atop, upon your nose that’s red, we’re plopping balls onto them instead… covering your noses red!

Hey you, you without the red nose on. Don’t you know this is a red-letter day… ah… red nose day? Why aren’t you wearing yours, everyone else is?

You don’t see anyone else doing it! What are you, blind?

emmit kellyTake for instance, clowns. Yes, they usually do wear red noses, but especially today. Haven’t you ever heard of Emmet Kelly? Yes, he’s a sad looking clown, but most are, but he still has a bright red nose. Okay, how about Bozo the clown? Alright, he looks weird and has strange looking hair, but he has a red nose too. Oh wait, I got it… Ronald McDonald! macdonalds

Well of course they look like clowns, that’s because they are! But you don’t see them not wearing their red noses, do you?

And then there are the animals. Notice anything different? They have more fur than humans! Try again; ever heard of a reindeer by the name of, Rudolph? Well, he has a red nose, they even say it glows. What do you mean, I sing outta tune? rudolphBoy you’re a tough nut to crack.

dogWell what do you want… a brown nose? Anybody can be a… I mean… have a brown nose. Even a dog… speaking of dogs, they’re wearing red noses too.

Oh, so you’re only going to wear one if celebrities do, huh?

Alright then, how about Ernie, of Burt and Ernie fame?ernie

The Muppet’s and Sesame Street are pretty well known. You probably even grew up watching them on television. Remember Animal? He has a red nose too.

I’ve got it! Maybe you just need a Doctor’s approval to do it first. Well, Doctor Who say’s “get one!” dr.

Or perhaps you should take note of Mr. Bean and his friend, Teddy. See, they make wearing a red nose look funny.  bean

Oh… so that’s what it is, you’re afraid you’ll look stupid. Trust me, people already know that about you, so just go with it.

I see, so you wanna look cool, so that’s it.

007Well, lets try James Bond 007, you can’t get cooler than that. For example; does Daniel Craig look like he’s worried about what other people will think of him for wearing a red nose today?

He does!

the britsLook, the Brits (an entire nation!) were wearing these red noses even before we did.

51564f3c-2679-41f8-88b7-c20fe359c9abWhy even that blowhard who tried to talk me into buying his worthless book on blogging, Jasper T. Fullofit, is even wearing a red nose today, and boy does it suit him. If his nose gets any bigger, he’ll be Pinocchio!

He’s your brother! Oh ha, ha, ha… sorry.

But hey, I think you’re missing the point here. We’re not wearing the red noses to be proud (although you will be if you do), or to be a clown (although some of us are), or to be funny (because we’re just witty), or even to look cool. No, we’re all wearing them for a good cause.

Nothing could be more important than helping others (okay, in your case, it may be about helping yourself), but when you walk into a Walgreens, and spend a dollar for a red nose today (and a very stylish one at that), you’ll be donating to help 12 different charities lift children out of poverty.

So, when I take the time to point out to you that the NBC network has a star-studded telecast on tonight, just to help raise even more money for these charities, then you’ll know I’m brown nosing you to wear a red nose for a great cause.

grinchSo get with it, have a heart, and don’t be such a tightwad. Buy the nose, wear it, and show the world that Christmas happens more than just once a year.


33 comments on “Red Nose Day Is Finally Here!

    • Thank you Kritika. I think most people have a good self-deprecating sense of humor, and don’t take themselves too seriously. And then there’s me. I mean seriously, I’m the sort of guy people go around telling, “Lighten up buddy!” That’s why I started wearing the red bauble, that way they won’t punch me in the nose. It acts as a great buffer. :O)

  1. I think that the reason why Rudolph has a red nose is he’s at the front and if Santa is the driver, they are bound to collide on something often 🙂

    • Your so right Abyssbrain, those head-on collisions can be brutal! I’m sure Rudolph has suggested to Santa, “Slow down big guy.” But does he listen? No, every year its the same thing, Santa say’s, “I feel the need for speed!” What are you gonna do, right? :O)

  2. I honestly had no idea what the red nose thing was all about so thank you. But NO THANKS to that photo of Ronald McDonald. Now I have the creep chills.

    • Hi Scarlett. No nothing political. Its a day where you can be a part of helping 12 different charities devoted to helping children who live in poverty. You can walk into any Walgreens, and buy a red nose for as little as a dollar (and they hope you’ll wear it) and draw attention to the need to help lift them out of poverty. Then it culminates with NBC tonight, hoping to get others to donate as much as they can, while stars give performances (with red noses on) in hopes of bringing even more attention to this problem. This all started over in England, but now the U.S. is following suit. If I can wear a red nose and look silly with it on (which is hard for me to do, since I’m so handsome) then anybody can, Scarlett. Come on, you can look handsome, I mean silly for a day. ;O)

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