You know what gets my goat? Well if you do, please let me know, because Waldos missing! That’s his name. Waldo! Waldo!
It’s not the first time he’s wondered off, but this time it’s different. Did you know the earth is spinning out of control? You did! Well why didn’t you tell me? I should never have left him outside by himself.
That tax auditor on the other hand, is another matter. I never should have let him in!
What with the earth spinning out of the control at 1,038 miles per hour, Waldo is probably off in some far-flung country by now. For all I know, he could be up a tree somewhere. Thanks to gravity, I at least won’t have to go rent a space shuttle to go find him.
With the world in such chaos why did it have to be my Waldo out there absorbing frequent flyer miles? Why couldn’t it have been Isis, Al Qaeda, or the Republican Congress spinning out of control around the globe? Oh wait a minute… I think they are!
I’d like to know what smart guy had the bright idea to start rotating this big blue marble like some kind of basketball in the first place? What in the world was he thinking? Didn’t it ever occur to him that we have enough dizzy people in the world already? Vlad, Kim Jong, and Justin Bieber just to name a few.
Now he’s went and got my goat.
With the planet in a whirl; we have air pollution from Sulfer oxides, Nitrogen oxides, Carbon monoxide, and Waldo outside! Thank goodness he doesn’t produce much methane gas.
All around the world garbage is flying about. Tell me that’s not because we’re turning round and round. Well that, and people can’t seem to walk a few extra steps to dump their trash. Are they waiting for earth to spin them towards a trash can?
I hope Waldo is not in the Middle East, have you seen the mess over there? It’s not a fit place for man or beast right now. I hate to think of Waldo having to butt heads with those butthead’s. What a headache.
Sure hope you find him!
I thought I’d join The Amazing Race and travel the globe looking for him.
Sometimes I have to read your blogs a couple times trying to figure you out! Really gets my goat!!! LOL! 🙂
LOL And to think he used to be my goat. 😀
You have just inspired a new post for me. Thanks for that. It might take me a few days. 🙂 And, did you check with the Billy Goat’s gruff and the under-the-bridge troll?
I did- I did post http://wp.me/p63Yja-29 You made a memory come to mind. Hahahah!
That was a pretty interesting memory. And I could see why you would have felt uncomfortable. Glad it turned out better than you expected. ;o)
You know, I knew I forgot to do something. :O)
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Glad I was able to be of service. Now if you would be kind enough to give me the address of that doctor… I want my Waldo back. :O)
I laughed when I read Jodi’s comment because I sometimes have to read your post more than once also. But it’s usually because I’m laughing and missed something. Although there have been times your mind is so far removed from reality that no matter how many times I read it I still wonder if we share the same planet…:) Another very funny post. You do know all these writings should be a book some day, right?….:)
George, you are among my most favorite responders, oh and the paramedics. Anyway, I’ve taken your suggestion under advisement, and have wired my agent back on Klecto5 to get right on it. I’ve also told my superiors back there that your four star reviews of my work here, have helped pave the way for our invasion. You’ll be delighted to know you and your family will be spared. ;O)
Thank you, Paul. We don’t have to let anyone on here know about the financial arrangement we have regarding the positive comments. Thank you for sparing us. However, since I’ve never been part of an invasion, (Napoleon was before my time), I would really appreciate riding shotgun for a day or two if you can work out the details.
I’ll see what I can do George. Only one question; Have you ever used a death ray before? It’s just a small formality.
I have but they’re not legal in the atmosphere in which I live so I can’t admit it without penalty of flomaxian interrogation. I’m sure you can understand my reluctance. But in another sphere, I’ll be fine.
Why George, I’d say you’re as good as already in that shotgun position. Can’t wait to have you aboard!
Thank you for your confidence, Paul. I’m looking forward to it.
There is nothing like flying through the universe in a supersonic saucer. But this will be nothing like that so… no worries!
Lol, love it, made me laugh! Also I can’t believe you posted about goats, I have a million goat stories I need to post!! 🐐💜🐐
We are definitely going to have to read about some of those ;O)
I sure hope Waldo is safe lol!
Thank you Barrira. I hate to think of my poor little goat out there all alone in the great big world. He didn’t even have a chance to grab his blanky before he was whisked away! :O(
Are they no witnesses who saw it running away? :O
He was just Gone With the Wind. 😀